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The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Funny". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
Bandit Definition T-Shirt. ban-dit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a gangster. 3. One who cheats or exploits others. 4. A dishonourable gentleman who falsifies his golfing handicap.
Bandit Definition T-Shirt
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt. 'To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap.<br>i.e. back-swing 20mph, handicap 15, down-swing = 300mph.' Bogey is shown keeping his eye on the ball as he prepares for impact from his back-swing.
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt
Club Thrower T-Shirt. Young roiter with bandana and golf-club. We've all been there.
Club Thrower T-Shirt
Darth Fader T-Shirt. Lord of the Dark Side. With an uncanny ability to move a golf-ball from left to right using only the power of his mind.
Darth Fader T-Shirt
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. Nicholas Nick Alexander Faldo MBE, six times major winner, five times Ryder Cup winner.... and homeboy.
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt. 'It's surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt... For a 10.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt. 'Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.' Bogey grins and gives his birdie the thumbs up as he stands beside his golf bag, unaware that there are two impending triple bogey's that lie ahead.
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife... in that order.
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Golf Lesson T-Shirt. 'The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many errors.' Bogey feels the frustration, as he stands looking somewhat puzzled.
Golf Lesson T-Shirt
Golf Sale T-Shirt. Golf sale that way. As seen brandished by countless persons of potentially dubious employment status on street corners.
Golf Sale T-Shirt
Hole One Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high draw onto the left side of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt. <br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole One Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hole Three Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high fade onto the middle of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt.<br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole Three Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hole Two Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high draw onto the left side of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt.<br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole Two Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hooker T-Shirt. Silhouetted in silver: a hooker.
Hooker T-Shirt
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt. If you drink, don't drive. And certainly don't putt: wise words indeed from Dean Martin
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. The only golfing hero who would not look out of place fighting with an ex-wife or three on the Jerry Springer Show. Complete with cigarette and baseball cap, the legend that is Big John Daly.
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. The only golfing hero who would not look out of place fighting with an ex-wife or three on the Jerry Springer Show. Complete with cigarette and baseball cap, the legend that is Big John Daly.
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt. 'It's easier to get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am to mow the lawn.' Bogey holds on to the lawnmower in his sleepy state, as he clocks his stand bag and clubs.. it's obvious what he'd rather be doing!
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt. 'Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it' Bogey is shown throwing his putter, swearing in frustration.
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now go look for it in the trees.
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now shout FORE!
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Or you could just f***ing hit it!
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt
Sally Gunnell: Golfing Legend T-Shirt. Ugly, but a good runner.
Sally Gunnell: Golfing Legend T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt. Rule 1: Lose a Titleist, find a Topflite.
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt. Rule 2: A tree is 90% air. You will hit the 10% that is wood.
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt. Rule 3: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt. "The secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it." Michael Green
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt. 'You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time... and a two inch branch 90% of the time.' Bogey is quite rightly confused by this golfing inevitability, as he his holds his hands out in depair.
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt
Welcome To Royal Birkdale T-Shirt. A golf cart on bricks? It can only be Merseyside. Watch your wheels with our Welcome to Royal Birkdale t-shirt design.
Welcome To Royal Birkdale T-Shirt
World Masters Air Shot Champion T-Shirt. The noble art of air-shotting. Show the world who is the daddy of them all at it.
World Masters Air Shot Champion T-Shirt