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The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Funny". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt. 'A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.' Bogey standing beside his stand bag.
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt. 'No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse' Bogey stands with his mouth open.
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt. 'Since bad shots always come in threes, you will always sink your fourth putt.' Bogey gives it the thumbs up, grinning.
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt
Bandit Definition T-Shirt. ban-dit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a gangster. 3. One who cheats or exploits others. 4. A dishonourable gentleman who falsifies his golfing handicap.
Bandit Definition T-Shirt
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt. 'To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap.<br>i.e. back-swing 20mph, handicap 15, down-swing = 300mph.' Bogey is shown keeping his eye on the ball as he prepares for impact from his back-swing.
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt
Club Thrower T-Shirt. Young roiter with bandana and golf-club. We've all been there.
Club Thrower T-Shirt
Darth Fader T-Shirt. Lord of the Dark Side. With an uncanny ability to move a golf-ball from left to right using only the power of his mind.
Darth Fader T-Shirt
Dennis Wise: Irritating Five Footer T-Shirt. The very definition of something that is five feet and insanely annoying. Either a tricky putt or former Wimbledon and Chelsea footballer Dennis Wise.
Dennis Wise: Irritating Five Footer T-Shirt
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt. A gentleman holding the very biggest of big-bertha-esque drivers. We feel the the volume of this particular one may exceed the maximum USGA limit of 460 cubic centimetres.
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt
Fairway and Ball Sign T-Shirt. The sort of sign that it would actually be really useful to have on the golf course, if slightly dispiriting.
Fairway and Ball Sign T-Shirt
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. Nicholas Nick Alexander Faldo MBE, six times major winner, five times Ryder Cup winner.... and homeboy.
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt. 'It's surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt... For a 10.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt. 'It's not a gimme if you're still 5 feet away.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt
Frankie Says Fore T-Shirt. For all aficionados of early- to mid-1980s synth-pop and fashion. Forget Relax, Choose Life or other clichéd slogans, just say FORE. As loud as you can.
Frankie Says Fore T-Shirt
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt. 'Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.' Bogey grins and gives his birdie the thumbs up as he stands beside his golf bag, unaware that there are two impending triple bogey's that lie ahead.
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife... in that order.
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Golf Lesson T-Shirt. 'The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many errors.' Bogey feels the frustration, as he stands looking somewhat puzzled.
Golf Lesson T-Shirt
Golf Sale T-Shirt. Golf sale that way. As seen brandished by countless persons of potentially dubious employment status on street corners.
Golf Sale T-Shirt
Hole One Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high draw onto the left side of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt. <br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole One Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hole Three Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high fade onto the middle of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt.<br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole Three Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hole Two Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high draw onto the left side of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt.<br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole Two Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hooker T-Shirt. Silhouetted in silver: a hooker.
Hooker T-Shirt
How's My Driving T-Shirt. A parody of the, frankly unfathomable to us, How's My Driving stickers which you can glimpse each time you are cut up at high speed by an articulated lorry or white van on the M5.
How's My Driving T-Shirt
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt. If you drink, don't drive. And certainly don't putt: wise words indeed from Dean Martin
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. The only golfing hero who would not look out of place fighting with an ex-wife or three on the Jerry Springer Show. Complete with cigarette and baseball cap, the legend that is Big John Daly.
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. The only golfing hero who would not look out of place fighting with an ex-wife or three on the Jerry Springer Show. Complete with cigarette and baseball cap, the legend that is Big John Daly.
John Daly Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Make Bogeys Not Bombs T-Shirt. We're all peace-loving types here at Born To Bogey. We like to make humorous golfing attire, and bogeys (and occasionally pars). But never weapons of mass destruction, oh no.
Make Bogeys Not Bombs T-Shirt
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt. 'It's easier to get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am to mow the lawn.' Bogey holds on to the lawnmower in his sleepy state, as he clocks his stand bag and clubs.. it's obvious what he'd rather be doing!
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt. 'Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it' Bogey is shown throwing his putter, swearing in frustration.
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now go look for it in the trees.
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now shout FORE!
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt
Oh S--t T-Shirt. Easy does it. Relax. Clear the head. Address. Smoothly back. And.... oh shit.
Oh S--t T-Shirt
Old Golfer This F--ker's Havin' It T-Shirt. A glimpse into the mind of the Victorian golfing enthusiast. Not to dissimilar to the modern-day one then. Give it some welly, old chap.
Old Golfer "This F--ker's Havin' It" T-Shirt
Opponent Trouble T-Shirt. 'If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot and eight (or worse).' Bogey giggles like a naughty child; he can relate to the opponent!
Opponent Trouble T-Shirt
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Or you could just f***ing hit it!
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt
Sally Gunnell: Golfing Legend T-Shirt. Ugly, but a good runner.
Sally Gunnell: Golfing Legend T-Shirt
Shortest Distance T-Shirt. 'The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes through the centre of a very large tree.' Bogey looks bewildered.
Shortest Distance T-Shirt
Skill Versus Luck T-Shirt. 'Matchplay is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.' Bogey mischievously giggles.
Skill Versus Luck T-Shirt
Storm Rolling In T-Shirt. 'If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.' Bogey clutches his club, open-mouthed.
Storm Rolling In T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt. Rule 1: Lose a Titleist, find a Topflite.
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt. Rule 2: A tree is 90% air. You will hit the 10% that is wood.
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt. Rule 3: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt
The Rules of Golf Number Four T-Shirt. You will always make par with your provisional ball. Born To Bogey rule of gold number 4.
The Rules of Golf Number Four T-Shirt
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt. "The secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it." Michael Green
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt
This F---er's Havin' It! T-Shirt. 'This f**ker's havin it!' Bogey depicted at the moment of impact, with a huge grin on his face. He knows he's havin' it!
This F---er's Havin' It! T-Shirt
Three Hundred Thoughts T-Shirt. 'Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.' Bogey is shown mid-swing.
Three Hundred Thoughts T-Shirt
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt. 'You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time... and a two inch branch 90% of the time.' Bogey is quite rightly confused by this golfing inevitability, as he his holds his hands out in depair.
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt
Two Options T-Shirt. 'If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the group ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.' Bogey is shown with his stand bag, contemplating this conundrum, with a puzzled expression, while the golfer ahead on the green prepares to sink his putt.
Two Options T-Shirt
Water Hazard T-Shirt. 'When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.' Design depicts Bogey standing next to his stand bag and ball, looking a little perplexed.
Water Hazard T-Shirt
Welcome To Royal Birkdale T-Shirt. A golf cart on bricks? It can only be Merseyside. Watch your wheels with our Welcome to Royal Birkdale t-shirt design.
Welcome To Royal Birkdale T-Shirt
When You Look Up T-Shirt. 'When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.' Design depicts Bogey hitting his ball with a look of utter concentration on his face.
When You Look Up T-Shirt
World Masters Air Shot Champion T-Shirt. The noble art of air-shotting. Show the world who is the daddy of them all at it.
World Masters Air Shot Champion T-Shirt