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90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt. 'A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.' Bogey standing beside his stand bag.
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt
Bandit Definition T-Shirt. ban-dit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a gangster. 3. One who cheats or exploits others. 4. A dishonourable gentleman who falsifies his golfing handicap.
Bandit Definition T-Shirt
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt. A gentleman holding the very biggest of big-bertha-esque drivers. We feel the the volume of this particular one may exceed the maximum USGA limit of 460 cubic centimetres.
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt
Fore T-Shirt. Golf shanking spoof.
Fore T-Shirt
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt. Born To Bogey attitude. Keep it in the rough and fuck the fairway (choose to blank out the swearing if easily offended)
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt
Go Arnie Go T-Shirt. The King. Design based on banners from the 50s and 60s celebrating the greatness of Arnold Palmer.
Go Arnie Go T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife... in that order.
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt. What we do for 18 long holes.
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt. ...and Carnoustie won! Celebrating the most dangerous course in golf.
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now go look for it in the trees.
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now shout FORE!
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Or you could just f***ing hit it!
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt. Rule 1: Lose a Titleist, find a Topflite.
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt. Rule 2: A tree is 90% air. You will hit the 10% that is wood.
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt. Rule 3: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt
The Rules of Golf Number Four T-Shirt. You will always make par with your provisional ball. Born To Bogey rule of gold number 4.
The Rules of Golf Number Four T-Shirt
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt. "The secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it." Michael Green
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt
Three Off The Tee T-Shirt. Born to Bogey philosophy at its purest. Three of the tee.
Three Off The Tee T-Shirt