Slogan T-Shirts from BornToBogey.com

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The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Slogan". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
Born To Bogey Skull T-Shirt. The classic Born To Bogey skull logo.
Born To Bogey Skull T-Shirt
Born To Bogey Skull Polo Shirt T-Shirt. The classic Born To Bogey skull logo, complete with crossed clubs, printed on an organic polo shirt. Perfect attire for the course.
Born To Bogey Skull Polo Shirt T-Shirt
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt. 'To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap.<br>i.e. back-swing 20mph, handicap 15, down-swing = 300mph.' Bogey is shown keeping his eye on the ball as he prepares for impact from his back-swing.
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt
Darth Fader T-Shirt. Lord of the Dark Side. With an uncanny ability to move a golf-ball from left to right using only the power of his mind.
Darth Fader T-Shirt
Dennis Wise: Irritating Five Footer T-Shirt. The very definition of something that is five feet and insanely annoying. Either a tricky putt or former Wimbledon and Chelsea footballer Dennis Wise.
Dennis Wise: Irritating Five Footer T-Shirt
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt. A gentleman holding the very biggest of big-bertha-esque drivers. We feel the the volume of this particular one may exceed the maximum USGA limit of 460 cubic centimetres.
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt
Fairway and Ball Sign T-Shirt. The sort of sign that it would actually be really useful to have on the golf course, if slightly dispiriting.
Fairway and Ball Sign T-Shirt
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. Nicholas Nick Alexander Faldo MBE, six times major winner, five times Ryder Cup winner.... and homeboy.
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt. 'It's surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt... For a 10.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt
Fore T-Shirt. Golf shanking spoof.
Fore T-Shirt
Frankie Says Fore T-Shirt. For all aficionados of early- to mid-1980s synth-pop and fashion. Forget Relax, Choose Life or other clichéd slogans, just say FORE. As loud as you can.
Frankie Says Fore T-Shirt
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt. Born To Bogey attitude. Keep it in the rough and fuck the fairway (choose to blank out the swearing if easily offended)
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt. 'Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.' Bogey grins and gives his birdie the thumbs up as he stands beside his golf bag, unaware that there are two impending triple bogey's that lie ahead.
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt
Go Arnie Go T-Shirt. The King. Design based on banners from the 50s and 60s celebrating the greatness of Arnold Palmer.
Go Arnie Go T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife... in that order.
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Golf Lesson T-Shirt. 'The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many errors.' Bogey feels the frustration, as he stands looking somewhat puzzled.
Golf Lesson T-Shirt
Golf Sale T-Shirt. Golf sale that way. As seen brandished by countless persons of potentially dubious employment status on street corners.
Golf Sale T-Shirt
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt. What we do for 18 long holes.
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt
Hooker T-Shirt. Silhouetted in silver: a hooker.
Hooker T-Shirt
How's My Driving T-Shirt. A parody of the, frankly unfathomable to us, How's My Driving stickers which you can glimpse each time you are cut up at high speed by an articulated lorry or white van on the M5.
How's My Driving T-Shirt
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt. ...and Carnoustie won! Celebrating the most dangerous course in golf.
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt
Jiménez Viva El Golf T-Shirt. In the style of a Latin revolutionary, complete with trademark unshaven look, hat and large cigar. No, it's not Che or Fidel but Miguel Ángel. ¡Viva le Golf!
Jiménez "Viva El Golf" T-Shirt
Make Bogeys Not Bombs T-Shirt. We're all peace-loving types here at Born To Bogey. We like to make humorous golfing attire, and bogeys (and occasionally pars). But never weapons of mass destruction, oh no.
Make Bogeys Not Bombs T-Shirt
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt. 'It's easier to get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am to mow the lawn.' Bogey holds on to the lawnmower in his sleepy state, as he clocks his stand bag and clubs.. it's obvious what he'd rather be doing!
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt. 'Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it' Bogey is shown throwing his putter, swearing in frustration.
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt
Pars Are Evil Skull T-Shirt. A good motto to live by. You could always sell your soul for one I suppose...
Pars Are Evil Skull T-Shirt
Pars Are Evil: Grim Reaper T-Shirt. The face of death himself. Don't even bother thinking about trying for par.
Pars Are Evil: Grim Reaper T-Shirt
Sally Gunnell: Golfing Legend T-Shirt. Ugly, but a good runner.
Sally Gunnell: Golfing Legend T-Shirt
Sandbagger Skull T-Shirt. What's a few extra added to the handicap between friends anyway? Perfect attire for the golfing bounder.
Sandbagger Skull T-Shirt
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt. "The secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it." Michael Green
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt
Three Off The Tee T-Shirt. Born to Bogey philosophy at its purest. Three of the tee.
Three Off The Tee T-Shirt
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt. 'You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time... and a two inch branch 90% of the time.' Bogey is quite rightly confused by this golfing inevitability, as he his holds his hands out in depair.
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt