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90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt. 'A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.' Bogey standing beside his stand bag.
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt
Albatross Definition T-Shirt. al-ba-tross n. pl. albatross or al-ba-tross-es 1. Any of several large web-footed birds constituting the family Diomedeidae. 2. A constant, worrisome burden. 3. A golf score of three strokes under par on a hole.
Albatross Definition T-Shirt
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt. 'No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse' Bogey stands with his mouth open.
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt. 'Since bad shots always come in threes, you will always sink your fourth putt.' Bogey gives it the thumbs up, grinning.
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt
Bandit Definition T-Shirt. ban-dit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a gangster. 3. One who cheats or exploits others. 4. A dishonourable gentleman who falsifies his golfing handicap.
Bandit Definition T-Shirt
Bandit Skull T-Shirt. Attitude for the true golfing bandit. Honourable game? Pah!
Bandit Skull T-Shirt
Bogey Definition T-Shirt. Bogey n.; pl. Bogeys 1. A goblin; a bugbear: 2. An unidentified flying aircraft. 3. To shoot (a hole in golf) in one stroke over par.
Bogey Definition T-Shirt
Born To Bogey Skull T-Shirt. The classic Born To Bogey skull logo.
Born To Bogey Skull T-Shirt
Born To Bogey Skull Polo Shirt T-Shirt. The classic Born To Bogey skull logo, complete with crossed clubs, printed on an organic polo shirt. Perfect attire for the course.
Born To Bogey Skull Polo Shirt T-Shirt
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt. 'To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap.<br>i.e. back-swing 20mph, handicap 15, down-swing = 300mph.' Bogey is shown keeping his eye on the ball as he prepares for impact from his back-swing.
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt
Club Thrower T-Shirt. Young roiter with bandana and golf-club. We've all been there.
Club Thrower T-Shirt
Darth Fader T-Shirt. Lord of the Dark Side. With an uncanny ability to move a golf-ball from left to right using only the power of his mind.
Darth Fader T-Shirt
Dennis Wise: Irritating Five Footer T-Shirt. The very definition of something that is five feet and insanely annoying. Either a tricky putt or former Wimbledon and Chelsea footballer Dennis Wise.
Dennis Wise: Irritating Five Footer T-Shirt
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt. A gentleman holding the very biggest of big-bertha-esque drivers. We feel the the volume of this particular one may exceed the maximum USGA limit of 460 cubic centimetres.
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt
Eagle Definition T-Shirt. ea-gle n. 1. Any of various large diurnal birds of prey of the family Accipitridae, including members of the genera Aquila and Haliaeetus, characterized by a powerful hooked bill, keen vision, long broad wings, and strong soaring flight. 2. A golf score of two strokes under par on a hole.
Eagle Definition T-Shirt
Fairway and Ball Sign T-Shirt. The sort of sign that it would actually be really useful to have on the golf course, if slightly dispiriting.
Fairway and Ball Sign T-Shirt
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. Nicholas Nick Alexander Faldo MBE, six times major winner, five times Ryder Cup winner.... and homeboy.
Faldo Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt. 'It's surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt... For a 10.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt. 'It's not a gimme if you're still 5 feet away.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt
Fore T-Shirt. Golf shanking spoof.
Fore T-Shirt
Frankie Says Fore T-Shirt. For all aficionados of early- to mid-1980s synth-pop and fashion. Forget Relax, Choose Life or other clichéd slogans, just say FORE. As loud as you can.
Frankie Says Fore T-Shirt
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt. Born To Bogey attitude. Keep it in the rough and fuck the fairway (choose to blank out the swearing if easily offended)
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt. 'Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.' Bogey grins and gives his birdie the thumbs up as he stands beside his golf bag, unaware that there are two impending triple bogey's that lie ahead.
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt
Gary Player The Harder I Work Quote T-Shirt. A good philosophy to live one's life by: The harder I work, the luckier I get
Gary Player "The Harder I Work" Quote T-Shirt
Go Arnie Go T-Shirt. The King. Design based on banners from the 50s and 60s celebrating the greatness of Arnold Palmer.
Go Arnie Go T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife... in that order.
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Golf Lesson T-Shirt. 'The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many errors.' Bogey feels the frustration, as he stands looking somewhat puzzled.
Golf Lesson T-Shirt
Golf Sale T-Shirt. Golf sale that way. As seen brandished by countless persons of potentially dubious employment status on street corners.
Golf Sale T-Shirt
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt. What we do for 18 long holes.
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt
Hole One Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high draw onto the left side of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt. <br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole One Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hole Three Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high fade onto the middle of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt.<br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole Three Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hole Two Pro's Tip T-Shirt. Pro's Tip: Use your driver and hit a high draw onto the left side of the fairway. Hit your short iron approach onto the green and sink the putt.<br>Caddie's Tip: You hit it - I'll find it!
Hole Two Pro's Tip T-Shirt
Hooker T-Shirt. Silhouetted in silver: a hooker.
Hooker T-Shirt
How's My Driving T-Shirt. A parody of the, frankly unfathomable to us, How's My Driving stickers which you can glimpse each time you are cut up at high speed by an articulated lorry or white van on the M5.
How's My Driving T-Shirt
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt. ...and Carnoustie won! Celebrating the most dangerous course in golf.
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt
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