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Words of wisdom about the great game and life itself in relation to it.

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90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt. 'A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.' Bogey standing beside his stand bag.
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt. 'No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse' Bogey stands with his mouth open.
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt. 'Since bad shots always come in threes, you will always sink your fourth putt.' Bogey gives it the thumbs up, grinning.
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt
Bandit Definition T-Shirt. ban·dit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a gangster. 3. One who cheats or exploits others. 4. A dishonourable gentleman who falsifies his golfing handicap.
Bandit Definition T-Shirt
Bandit Skull T-Shirt. Attitude for the true golfing bandit. Honourable game? Pah!
Bandit Skull T-Shirt
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt. 'To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap.<br>i.e. back-swing 20mph, handicap 15, down-swing = 300mph.' Bogey is shown keeping his eye on the ball as he prepares for impact from his back-swing.
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt. 'It's surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt... For a 10.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt. 'It's not a gimme if you're still 5 feet away.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink the putt.
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt. Born To Bogey attitude. Keep it in the rough and fuck the fairway (choose to blank out the swearing if easily offended)
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt. 'Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.' Bogey grins and gives his birdie the thumbs up as he stands beside his golf bag, unaware that there are two impending triple bogey's that lie ahead.
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt
Gary Player The Harder I Work Quote T-Shirt. A good philosophy to live one's life by: The harder I work, the luckier I get
Gary Player "The Harder I Work" Quote T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife... in that order.
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Golf Lesson T-Shirt. 'The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many errors.' Bogey feels the frustration, as he stands looking somewhat puzzled.
Golf Lesson T-Shirt
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt. What we do for 18 long holes.
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt. ...and Carnoustie won! Celebrating the most dangerous course in golf.
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt
I Was Born To Bogey: Ramones Spoof T-Shirt. Because golf is the new rock and roll. Hey ho, let's go.
I Was Born To Bogey: Ramones Spoof T-Shirt
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt. If you drink, don't drive. And certainly don't putt: wise words indeed from Dean Martin
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt
Lee Trevino Pressure Quote T-Shirt. Lee knows a thing or two about pressure: Pressure is playing for $20 when you only have five.
Lee Trevino "Pressure" Quote T-Shirt
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt. 'It's easier to get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am to mow the lawn.' Bogey holds on to the lawnmower in his sleepy state, as he clocks his stand bag and clubs.. it's obvious what he'd rather be doing!
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt. 'Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it' Bogey is shown throwing his putter, swearing in frustration.
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now go look for it in the trees.
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Now shout FORE!
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt
Opponent Trouble T-Shirt. 'If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot and eight (or worse).' Bogey giggles like a naughty child; he can relate to the opponent!
Opponent Trouble T-Shirt
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders square to target line, Stance shoulder width apart, Weight on right side, Turn your left shoulder, Keep your left arm straight, Hinge those wrists, Resist with the right knee, Pull the toilet chain, Keep the width between your knees, Turn your left pocket out of the way, Create some lag, Hold the club off, NOW release, Transfer your weight, Turn your belt buckle to the target, Hold the finish... Or you could just f***ing hit it!
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt
Pars Are Evil Skull T-Shirt. A good motto to live by. You could always sell your soul for one I suppose...
Pars Are Evil Skull T-Shirt
Pars Are Evil: Grim Reaper T-Shirt. The face of death himself. Don't even bother thinking about trying for par.
Pars Are Evil: Grim Reaper T-Shirt
Seve Fairways Quote T-Shirt. Seve Ballesteros bemoans the unfairness of it all: I'd like to see the fairways more narrow, then everyone would have to play from the rough not just me
Seve "Fairways" Quote T-Shirt
Shortest Distance T-Shirt. 'The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes through the centre of a very large tree.' Bogey looks bewildered.
Shortest Distance T-Shirt
Skill Versus Luck T-Shirt. 'Matchplay is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.' Bogey mischievously giggles.
Skill Versus Luck T-Shirt

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