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Words of wisdom about the great game and life itself in relation to it.

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90 Percent Air T-Shirt. A tree. 90% air. Easy to miss. Honest.
90 Percent Air T-Shirt
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt. 'A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.' Bogey standing beside...
A Ball in the Rough T-Shirt
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt. 'No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse' Bogey...
Always Possible To Play Worse T-Shirt
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt. 'Since bad shots always come in threes, you will always sink your fourth putt...
Bad Shots Come In Threes T-Shirt
Bandit Definition T-Shirt. ban-dit n. 1. A robber, especially one who robs at gunpoint. 2. An outlaw; a gangster. 3. One...
Bandit Definition T-Shirt
Bandit Skull T-Shirt. Attitude for the true golfing bandit. Honourable game? Pah!
Bandit Skull T-Shirt
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt. 'To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing...
Calculate Downswing Speed T-Shirt
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt. A gentleman holding the very biggest of big-bertha-esque drivers. We...
Drive For Show Who Cares About Putting T-Shirt
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt. 'It's surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt... For a 10.' Bogey is shown trying to do his...
Fifty Foot Putt T-Shirt
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt. 'It's not a gimme if you're still 5 feet away.' Bogey is shown trying to do his best to sink...
Five Foot Gimme T-Shirt
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt. Born To Bogey attitude. Keep it in the rough and fuck the fairway (choose to blank out the...
Fuck The Fairway T-Shirt
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt. 'Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to...
Fundamental Equilibrium T-Shirt
Gary Player The Harder I Work Quote T-Shirt. A good philosophy to live one's life by: The harder I work, the luckier I...
Gary Player "The Harder I Work" Quote T-Shirt
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt. Your true priorities, plain for everyone to see, Golf, then kids, then wife...
Golf Kids Wife (In That Order) T-Shirt
Golf Lesson T-Shirt. 'The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of one critical unconscious...
Golf Lesson T-Shirt
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt. What we do for 18 long holes.
Hit It, Find It, Hit It Again T-Shirt
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt. ...and Carnoustie won! Celebrating the most dangerous course in golf.
I Fought Carnoustie... T-Shirt
I Was Born To Bogey: Ramones Spoof T-Shirt. Because golf is the new rock and roll. Hey ho, let's go.
I Was Born To Bogey: Ramones Spoof T-Shirt
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt. If you drink, don't drive. And certainly don't putt: wise words indeed from Dean...
If You Drink, Don't Drive T-Shirt
Lee Trevino Pressure Quote T-Shirt. Lee knows a thing or two about pressure: Pressure is playing for $20 when you only...
Lee Trevino "Pressure" Quote T-Shirt
Make Bogeys Not Bombs T-Shirt. We're all peace-loving types here at Born To Bogey. We like to make humorous golfing...
Make Bogeys Not Bombs T-Shirt
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt. 'It's easier to get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am to mow the lawn.' Bogey holds on to the...
Mow The Lawn T-Shirt
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt. 'Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw...
Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it T-Shirt
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your...
Now Go And Look For It In The Trees T-Shirt
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your grip, Shoulders...
Now Shout FORE! T-Shirt
Old Golfer This F--ker's Havin' It T-Shirt. A glimpse into the mind of the Victorian golfing enthusiast. Not to...
Old Golfer "This F--ker's Havin' It" T-Shirt
Opponent Trouble T-Shirt. 'If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot...
Opponent Trouble T-Shirt
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt. Keep your head down, Eyes on the ball, Straight spine angle, Interlock your...
Or You Could Just F***ing Hit It! T-Shirt
Pars Are Evil Skull T-Shirt. A good motto to live by. You could always sell your soul for one I suppose...
Pars Are Evil Skull T-Shirt
Pars Are Evil: Grim Reaper T-Shirt. The face of death himself. Don't even bother thinking about trying for par.
Pars Are Evil: Grim Reaper T-Shirt
Seve Fairways Quote T-Shirt. Seve Ballesteros bemoans the unfairness of it all: I'd like to see the fairways more...
Seve "Fairways" Quote T-Shirt
Shortest Distance T-Shirt. 'The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes...
Shortest Distance T-Shirt
Skill Versus Luck T-Shirt. 'Matchplay is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.' Bogey mischievously...
Skill Versus Luck T-Shirt
Storm Rolling In T-Shirt. 'If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.' Bogey clutches his...
Storm Rolling In T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt. Rule 1: Lose a Titleist, find a Topflite.
The Rules Of Golf #1 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt. Rule 2: A tree is 90% air. You will hit the 10% that is wood.
The Rules Of Golf #2 T-Shirt
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt. Rule 3: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round...
The Rules Of Golf #3 T-Shirt
The Rules of Golf Number Four T-Shirt. You will always make par with your provisional ball. Born To Bogey rule of gold...
The Rules of Golf Number Four T-Shirt
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt. "The secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it." Michael Green
The Secret Of Missing A Tree T-Shirt
This F---er's Havin' It! T-Shirt. 'This f**ker's havin it!' Bogey depicted at the moment of impact, with a huge grin...
This F---er's Havin' It! T-Shirt
Three Hundred Thoughts T-Shirt. 'Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing...
Three Hundred Thoughts T-Shirt
Three Off The Tee T-Shirt. Born to Bogey philosophy at its purest. Three of the tee.
Three Off The Tee T-Shirt
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt. 'You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time... and a two inch branch 90% of...
Two Acre Fairway: 90:10 Rule T-Shirt
Two Options T-Shirt. 'If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the group ahead of you is still putting...
Two Options T-Shirt
Water Hazard T-Shirt. 'When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more...
Water Hazard T-Shirt
When You Look Up T-Shirt. 'When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the...
When You Look Up T-Shirt
World Masters Air Shot Champion T-Shirt. The noble art of air-shotting. Show the world who is the daddy of them all at...
World Masters Air Shot Champion T-Shirt

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